Incredible Bush Miss Incident
Thursday, July 29th, 2010 | Always Online
The entire world is talking about the bad goal of an Iraqi journalist, who wanted to display his undulating love and deep respect to one from the best caricatures of current times, George W Bush. The Iraqi journalist who goes through the name of Muntazer al Haidi was apparently peeved at Mr. Bush for not giving free Reebok or Nike Dunk SB to poor Afghan and Iraqi kids who’ve been rendered homeless and orphans, thanks towards the poor aim of the American president and his soldier boys. The American bombing of Iraqi and Afghan towns have resulted in massive civilian casualties, which the American army categorizes as collateral damage.
It is acceptable that inside a war like situation, innocent civilian casualties are very anticipated and accepted. But in this situation, the American bombers appear to miss every thing except schools, hospitals and old age houses. In fact if rumors are to be believed, Osama Bin Laden is known to run to the open each and every time he hears the sound of an American airplane within the distance, waving his hands wildly in the American jets, yelling, “Shoot me if you are able to, shoot me if you can”. The American jets apparently skip him each time and hit a haystack or a camel or perhaps a dog instead. Osama certainly likes this a lot that his favorite past time now, is taunting the American pilots.
Coming back to the ‘shoe gate’ incident as it is known as; the Iraqi journalist threw both his Nike Shox shoes at Bush when he was addressing his farewell press conference in Kabul, Afghanistan. Halfway through his farewell speech, the journalist got up and threw his two footwear, one by one at the US president. Each the Nike Dunk shoes missed the target as Mr. Bush smartly ducked both the throws. The journalist was arrested and is investing time in an Afghan prison, where he is quite a hero to the other inmates. This incident has stirred the Arab world as soon as again and now the aimless Iraqi is the symbol of Arab hope.
Rumors have it that deep in the Afghan mountains, the Al-Qaeda soldiers are becoming personally taught by Bin Laden, a really essential war technique called shoe throwing. The instruction entails throwing dirty and smelly worn out shoes at life size targets of George Bush. The winner is determined by who gets the maximum quantity of correct hits on Bush’s face and also the first prize is a brand-new Reebok shoe along with a brand new Afghan virgin girl. Meanwhile the amazing missing from the bush incident is still talked about in Arab circles that this is 1 skip that they would like to neglect.